Thank
heaven, I have given up smoking again!... God! I feel fit. Homicidal,
but fit. A different man. Irritable, moody, depressed, rude, nervy,
perhaps; but the lungs are fine.
Showing posts with label Smoking_Quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Smoking_Quotes. Show all posts
Sep 19, 2014
Poen On Tobacco For Boys
Tobacco
is a dirty weed. I like it.
It satisfies no normal need. I like it.
It makes you thin, it makes you lean,
It takes the hair right off your bean
It's the worst darn stuff I've ever seen.
I like it.
It satisfies no normal need. I like it.
It makes you thin, it makes you lean,
It takes the hair right off your bean
It's the worst darn stuff I've ever seen.
I like it.
Good Cigar Is Like a Beautiful Chick
A
good cigar is like a beautiful chick with a great body who also knows
the American League box scores.
Just Married Because Of Cigarette
There's
something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette. In
fact, I got married once on account of that. ~Harold Robbins
Funny Smoking Quote For Girl Friend
I
thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I
gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her
and thought: "Oh well," and I went back to smoking again,
and that was better.
I kissed My First Girl And Smoked | Smoking Quotes
I
kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I
haven't had time for tobacco since.
Sep 11, 2014
Brain Dangerous Smoking Quote
Smoking is hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, and dangerous to the lungs.
By : King
James I
Sep 8, 2014
Some People Say Marijuana Is a Crutch
"Some
People Say
Marijuana
Is
a CRUTCH
Well
Yeah....
Crutches
Help People Walk !!!!! "
Sep 6, 2014
Best Smoking Quotes
“Giving
up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've
done it thousands of times.”
“The
only time I really think is when I smoke, and I quit smoking years
ago.”
“Smoking
kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your
life.”
“There
was a young lady named Mae
Who smoked without stopping all day;
As pack followed pack,
Her lungs first turned black,
And eventually rotted away.”
Who smoked without stopping all day;
As pack followed pack,
Her lungs first turned black,
And eventually rotted away.”
“Man,
it was a good thing vampires didn't get cancer. Lately he'd been
chain-smoking like a felon.”
“I
ran like a cheetah - well, like a cheetah that smoked too much.”
“People
tell me I shouldn't smoke because it is makes you look like a tit. I
use exactly the same argument when people tell me they go to the
gym.”
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