May 6, 2015

Salman Khan Hit And Run Case Funny Jokes

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Salman Khan Hit And Run Case Funny Jokes


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Madhuri Dixit ke dono SAAJAN jain me :D :D


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#‎SalmanKhanConvicted‬. Pin drop silence in the court : 



Salman: Sir ek baar suno to sahi?


Judge: Ek bar joh maine commitment kar di ... uske baad toh main khud ki bhi nahi sunta


Salman: Sir mai begunaah hoon


Judge: Ye tumhi kahte the naa, Sharab aur khoon main apni marzi se peeta hoon ... dabake


Salman: Sir ab main kya karu?


Judge: Swagat nahi karoge aap hamara?


Salman: Sir mujhe kya pata wahan Aadmi so rahe the?


Judge: Aam aadmi sota hua sher hai ... ungli mat kar ... jaag gaya toh cheer phaad dega


Salman: Sir aap cheez kya ho?


Judge: Mere bare mein itna mat sochna ... dil mein aata hoon ... samajh mein nahi


Salman: Okkkaay? Matlab final hai aapka faisla?


Judge: Main request nahi karta ... ek hi baar bolta hoon ... aur full and final ho jaata hai


Salman stares at the judge


Judge: Agar tum mujhe yun hi dekhti rahi ... toh tumhe mujhse pyar ho jayega


Salman: Sir mai life me koi nayi excitement nahi chahta


Judge: Woh jeena bhi koi jeena hai jis mein kick na ho


Salman: Don’t you think you are overestimating yourself?


Judge: Zindagi mein teen cheez kabhi underestimate nahi karna ... I, Me and Myself!


Salman stops speaking and waves at his fans. 

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Wahin door Yerawada Jail mein: 

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Sanjay Dutt: Badtameez, chaddar ki kameez, lohe ka pajama, bandar tera mama, arre billi teri mausi, kutta tera yaar, aam ka achaar ... aaja mere yaar!


Salman Khan Hit And Run Case Funny Jokes




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Finally Vivek Oberoi will get a call from film producers. #SalmanVerdict
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#SalmanKhan shd not be punished, he is Mentally Unfit. Jai Ho n Kick are the proof! #SalmanVerdict

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