Salman Khan Hit And Run Case Funny Jokes

Salman Khan Hit And Run Case Funny Jokes

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Madhuri Dixit ke dono SAAJAN jain me :D :D


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#‎SalmanKhanConvicted‬. Pin drop silence in the court : 

Salman: Sir ek baar suno to sahi?

Judge: Ek bar joh maine commitment kar di ... uske baad toh main khud ki bhi nahi sunta

Salman: Sir mai begunaah hoon

Judge: Ye tumhi kahte the naa, Sharab aur khoon main apni marzi se peeta hoon ... dabake

Salman: Sir ab main kya karu?

Judge: Swagat nahi karoge aap hamara?

Salman: Sir mujhe kya pata wahan Aadmi so rahe the?

Judge: Aam aadmi sota hua sher hai ... ungli mat kar ... jaag gaya toh cheer phaad dega

Salman: Sir aap cheez kya ho?

Judge: Mere bare mein itna mat sochna ... dil mein aata hoon ... samajh mein nahi

Salman: Okkkaay? Matlab final hai aapka faisla?

Judge: Main request nahi karta ... ek hi baar bolta hoon ... aur full and final ho jaata hai

Salman stares at the judge

Judge: Agar tum mujhe yun hi dekhti rahi ... toh tumhe mujhse pyar ho jayega

Salman: Sir mai life me koi nayi excitement nahi chahta

Judge: Woh jeena bhi koi jeena hai jis mein kick na ho

Salman: Don’t you think you are overestimating yourself?

Judge: Zindagi mein teen cheez kabhi underestimate nahi karna ... I, Me and Myself!

Salman stops speaking and waves at his fans. 

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Wahin door Yerawada Jail mein: 

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Sanjay Dutt: Badtameez, chaddar ki kameez, lohe ka pajama, bandar tera mama, arre billi teri mausi, kutta tera yaar, aam ka achaar ... aaja mere yaar!

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Finally Vivek Oberoi will get a call from film producers. #SalmanVerdict

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#SalmanKhan shd not be punished, he is Mentally Unfit. Jai Ho n Kick are the proof! #SalmanVerdict